This is mostly just the random stir fry dish I learned from my mom but I did things a little different. For one I used a bunch of fresh veggies, though it ended up not making too much of a difference. And two, I used a premade stir fry package from the store. It did come out a bit better then the typical soy sauce and garlic salt that is the typical seasoning of my mom's stir fry, but the biggest difference is that the packaged seasoning had corn starch in it which turned into a bit more or a light gravy and helped the veggies and rice stick together.

1 package stir fry seasoning
1/3 cup soy sauce
1/3 cup water
1 Tbsp sugar
1 onion sliced
1 carrot sliced
1 corn
1 green bell pepper
Handful of mushrooms, sliced
1 head broccoli
1 lbs chicken, cubed
1 cup rice
2 cups water
1 Tbsp salt
oil

I always start with the rice just to give it enough time to cook up. Put the rice, water, and salt in a medium to small pot, boil, turn down to low, and put the top on for 20 -30 minutes.

Follow the directions on the stir fry packaging (for me it was mixing the seasoning, water, soy sauce, and sugar and let it sit until the meat was done.
Fry up the chicken with some hot oil until cooked. Add all the chopped veggies and add the seasoning mixture. Stir it up a bit, and but on a top to let the veggies steam to tenderness. Stir again before serving to coat all pieces with the gravy. Serve.

If you thought adding blue food coloring was cheap, how about tweaking the tint on the picture of the food?

Here, for your gall bladders delight, are my greasy contribute to the Blue Party; Blue cheese batter dipped Cordon Blue.
(also in the picture is a deep fried cornbread. Because what else are you gonna do with a ton of batter and hot oil but fry things)


Chicken breasts cut into small strips
Bacon
Veggie oil

Batter:
1 cup all purpose flower
1 cup ice cold water
1 handful of ice cubes
1 Tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 Tablespoon salt
1 teaspoon pepper
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese.

So I was aiming for a tempura type batter here. The recipe for that is the same as above just without the spices and blue cheese. I also originally planned on making a blue cheese dipping sauce, but the blue cheese I got was really crumbly, almost a powder. Instead I mixed it into the dry portion of the batter. The flavor came through in the end, so that was good.
The rest was really easy. I had the small cuts of chicken that I sat on one end of a piece of bacon that was laid out. I rolled it up, stuck a toothpick in it, then cut the extra length of bacon off to be used in the next bit of chicken. I ended up getting about 4 little rolls out of each strip of bacon.
I then dipped it into the batter, and dropped it into a pot of hot veggie oil for about 3 minutes. The end product wasn't really what I would call fine dining. In fact, I only ate about three at 6pm, and wasn't hungry again for the rest of the night. Normally, when deep frying, the layer of batter creates a barrier to the oil as you well know, but when inside of the batter is bacon, that barrier doesn't really matter. It just traps the bacon grease in. Also, I could only taste the blue cheese and bacon, and not much else.

Finally, here is a non-tinted picture of the goods.