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French Fry Paintbrushes..  

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For Costume Party, which was the latest food party. Most of you won't know anything about it, because most of you aren't people we talk to, really. Of course, most of you don't actually read this blog either.

I made some french fries. I made 3 sauces. 1 sauce is a ketchup; the other two sauces are not ketchup. I should have done more sauce to really sell the effect, but I didn't.

I know I haven't posted anything in a while. Shut up. Shut your mouth.

Ketchup:

4 quarts tomatoes
2 quarts vinegar
6 chopped red peppers
4 tablespoons salt
black pepper
2 tablespoons dry mustard
3 tablespoons allspice


Peel tomatoes and place in a kettle with vinegar, chopped red peppers, salt, black pepper, dry mustard, and allspice.

Green:

2 C mayonnaise
1/2 tsp. curry powder
2 T scallion (minced)
1/2 tsp. (or more!) jalapeno pepper (seeded, minced)

1 T lime juice
1 T cider vinegar
2 T fresh parsley (chopped)
2 T fresh cilantro (chopped)
1/2 tsp. salt

Yellow:

1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro

1/2 teaspoon chipotle powder

1 cup Ranch dressing