1/2 a bunch of asparagus spears (about 15-20 spears)
2 small baguettes (or one large one and you'll have bread leftover)
2 eggs, hard boiled (I'll bet poached would be great too)
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons diced raw onion
2 tablespoons French mustard
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
lemon juice to taste
fresh dill
salt and pepper
Hard boil the eggs and set aside. Trim the asparagus by cutting off the woody ends and cutting the spears in half length–wise as best you can. Dice the red onion and put in a small bowl with the red wine vinegar, set aside the onions while you're doing the other parts of the sandwich.
In a large skillet over high heat, add a little oil. Sear the asparagus spears, about 3 or 4 minutes on each side. You want a little bit of char, so don't move the asparagus very often. Split two mini baguettes in half (or one large baguette) and remove a little of the doughy center so the asparagus and egg can fit inside. Toast the bread lightly. Smear with good mustard, a little olive oil. Top with sliced egg, 1/2 of the asparagus, dill, and spray a little lemon all over the interior of the sandwich. Season with salt and pepper.
The side:
http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/goat-cheese-lemon-pasta-with-kale/#_a5y_p=1439869
But with quinoa instead of pasta.
Wow, kale beets fig ricotta salad. Adding hominy and cotija to my locro recipe? Yes!
Here are the links I used for inspiration:
http://witwhimsy.com/2013/01/17/plat-du-jour-03-grilled-kale-salad-with-beets-figs-and-ricotta/
And
http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Classic-Locro-Hominy-Stew
- minus the meat and squash
- 1 cup packed fresh parsley, washed and dried
- 5 medium cloves garlic, peeled
- 2 tablespoons oregano leaves
- ½ cup extra-virgin olive oil
- ¼ cup red wine vinegar
- 1 teaspoon Kosher salt
- 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes
What do I want to say about this. It was really good. Really really good. I am slowly getting better at doing Indian food (and slowly worse at doing Mexican).
For the curry:
2 acorn squash
1 fennel bulb
1 head cauliflower
1 red onion
1 can crushed tomatoes
1 can coconut milk
1 c. plain yogurt
1 lemon
2 clove garlic
1 tsp minced ginger
4 Tbsn Curry Powder
1 tspn each of Cumin, Tumric, Coriander, and Cayenne
2 Tbsn water
1 tspn salt
Roast the acorn squash ahead of time for 45 minutes at 350, cut in half and seeded.
Roast the fennel bulb whole for 20 mins at 350.
Chop the onion small and sautee until transluscent in a little oil. Add the garlic and ginger and the spices. Mix the water in and stir for 2 minutes. This brings out the oils of the spices.
Pour in the tomatoes, coconut milk and yogurt. Mix it up then add the cauliflower, chopped. Simmer for 5-10 minutes or until the cauliflower is a little soft.
Chop the squash and slice the fennel bulb, leaving out the tip tops as they get too tough to chew. If you have the fennel leaves, dried from baking, toss those in. It won't hurt anything.
Simmer for 5 minutes, then squeeze lemon juice over it all. The lemon juice right at the end brings the whole dish together. Don't skip this step. And don't skimp on the juice. Get a few lemons if you'd like. Also, you could add some fresh garam masala and chopped cilantro if you have it around.
For the Bread:
1½ flour
1 tspn salt
1 Tbsn baking powder
Black Pepper
Dried Oregano
Dried Parsley
Dried Basil
Any other dried herbs you have on hand.
1 Tbsn cider vinegar (really just to get the baking powder to react)
¼ cup sourdough started if you have it
½ cup water
Mix the dry ingredients together, pour over the water and vinegar and mix until you get a soft but dense ball that mostly holds its shape.
Toss in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes
Balsamic Dip:
¾ cup olive oil
½ cup balsamic vinegar
1tsp salt
1 tspn black pepper
Mix ingredients with an Immersion blender. The blender is really key. It makes the dip nice and thick, to stick to the bread.
Just Lasagna. That's all.
1 box lasagna noodles
48 oz tomato sauce
1lb italian sausage
1 anise bulb
1 large zucchini
1 bunch kale
5 cloves garlic
1 lb mozzarella
1 can parmesean cheese
olive oil
water
parsley
rosemary
oregano
salt and pepper
Start with the tomato sauce, by mixing the canned tomatoes with equal parts water, the garlic, parsley rosemary, oregano, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil and use an immersion blender to smooth out. Reduce to simmer and let it reduce by nearly a half.
Brown the italian sausage while heating a large pot of water. Grease a large baking sheet. When the water is hot, dip the noodles in a few at a time until they are just pliable and place the first layer into the baking sheet.
Slice the anise bulb and the zucchini as thin as you can. Layer on the noodles with a little sauce. Layer some more noodles and add the mozzarella in large chunks. Add more parmesean cheese and italian sausage, and the kale chopped up small.
Layer things together however you want and top with sauce and parmesean. Some tricks: the noodles don't have to be fully cooked first as they will absorb some moisture while baking. The thinner the veggies the easier they will be to bake. Big chunks of mozz are fun to find when you are eating. Don't skimp on the parmesean.
Cover in tinfoil and place in fridge overnight. Cook in oven at 325 for 60 minutes, with an additional 10 mins under the broiler without the tinfoil to get a good crisp on top.
I've made this tzizki sauce before, but this time I added fresh peppermint and greek oregano. So very tasty.
The rest of the salad had kale, red leaf lettuce, cherry tomatoes, red onions black olives and feta, and Israeli couscous.
The other plate was simply sliced apples, grapes, and sharp cheddar. Perfect.
So first, Make this cocoa syrup. It is amazing and easy.
Ingredients
1 1/2 cups water
3 cups sugar
1 1/2 cups Dutch-processed cocoa
1 orange zested
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt
Directions
In a small pot, bring water and sugar to a boil and whisk in cocoa, orange zest, vanilla, and salt. Whisk until all of the solids have dissolved. Reduce sauce until slightly thickened. Cool to room temperature. Put it on everything.
Next the crepes:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter, melted (but not over heated
Directions
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour and the eggs. Gradually add in the milk and water, stirring to combine. Add the salt and butter; beat until smooth.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each crepe. Tilt the pan with a circular motion so that the batter coats the surface evenly.
Cook the crepe for about 2 minutes, until the bottom is light brown. Loosen with a spatula, turn and cook the other side. Serve hot.
Toppings
Fresh Strawberries from the garden
1 Lemon for juice
Sprigs of chocolate mint, sliced
Orange Cocoa Sauce
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
10 sprigs thyme, tied together
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
2 garlic cloves, thinly sliced
1/4 cup tomato paste
2 28-ounce cans whole tomatoes
1–2 teaspoons sugar, divided
1/4 cup (or more) heavy cream
Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper
Melt butter in a large heavy pot over medium heat. Add thyme, onion, and garlic. Cook until onion is completely soft and translucent, 10–12 minutes. Increase heat to medium-high; add tomato paste. Continue cooking, stirring often, until paste has begun to caramelize in spots, 5–6 minutes.
Add tomatoes with juices, 1 tsp. sugar, and 8 cups water to pot. Increase heat to high; bring to a simmer. Reduce heat to medium. Simmer until flavors meld and soup reduces to about 2 quarts (8 cups), 45–55 minutes. Remove soup from heat; let cool slightly. Discard thyme sprigs. Working in small batches, purée soup in a blender until smooth. Return to pot. DO AHEAD Soup can be made 2 days ahead. Let cool slightly, cover, and chill. Rewarm before continuing.
Stir in 1/4 cup cream. Simmer soup until flavors meld, 10–15 minutes longer. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and remaining 1 tsp. sugar. Add more cream, if desired.
For the sandwich, I used some sourdough, buttered on the outsides, a very thin layer of miso paste on the inside, with some basil, ham and thick tillamook cheddar. I put this on the pan before turning on the heat to medium and kept it covered while it toasting.
A solid breakfast right here.
English Muffins
2 eggs,
1 juiced and zested lemon
1/2 tspn cardamom
1/2 to 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
chopped hazelnuts.
I made the english muffin french toast, by splitting the muffin the night before and letting them sit out to get stale. This extra bite helps them absorb the egg and stay crispy and full of nooks and cranies when they are cooked.
For the glaze, I zested the lemon, then juiced it all out. I add the cardamom, and started mixing in the powdered sugar at about a large Tablespoon at a time, stirring until it was dissolved before adding more. I kept this up until it was thick, which took longer than I had expected.
Finally I just topped it all off with some hazelnuts to be fancy. Quite perfect.
Muahhahaha! Successful Chinese meal made by me!
Though I did follow this recipe for the Drunken Noodles: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/05/dining/052grex.html
I did make some variations:
I used about 1.5x the amount of sauce that the recipe calls for.
Their recipe must have used a different type of noodle, because cooking for that long was over kill. I got some Wide Rice Noodles from Fubonn whose instruction read; cook in boiling water for 3 minutes, and then drain. You do need to keep this in some extra water to avoid them getting too sticky, or drain them and put them directly in the saute.
I used twice as many jalapenos, but could have done even more. It wasn't too spicy at all.
I didn't pick up any cilantro, though it would have been good. Instead I had thai basil, some other asian leafy herb, and some awesome mint leaves. Mint leaves are essential.
Finally, this recipe makes more than would fit in my large wok, so I cooked in batches. It is also good to add the noodles to the wok first, then the sauce, and let them cook until a couple parts start to brown on the bottom.
And again, I added extra sambal, so it definitely could have been spicier.
For the spring rolls:
1 package rice paper
Thai basil
Mint
3 carrots
1 cucumber
1 package scallions
rice vinegar
peanut sauce
The rice paper took a little practice. One recipe I read had you soak the rice paper for 5 minutes in boiling water. The package said to dip it in warm water for 5 seconds. I started with boiling water which made extracting the paper tricky. It would just come out of the water and stick together in a large clump. Eventually I learned the best method was to have warm water, dip the rice paper in for a literal second, just enough to get water to touch all parts, then lay it on a plate, add the shredded carrots, julienned cucumber and scallion, a touch of rice vinegar, the herbs and then wrap. After sitting for a minute while you composed, the rice paper became pliable and sticky. It was very easy to wrap up.
I purchased some peanut sauce to dip these in. Maybe not the best peanut sauce, but it was good enough, and easier than making it from scratch. I had too many other things going on in this recipe to worry about it.
So you know it is getting nice here in Portland when my pictures of dinner are taken when the sun is still up and out.
I am lazy here so I am just going to link the two recipes I used for these dishes.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/orecchiette-with-roasted-fennel-and-sausage-recipe/index.html
Mom, you will be happy to note this has sundried tomatoes. Also, I used left over feta from the other recipe instead of Parmesan. I would also like to try this recipe with clams or mussels, or some combination of roasted fennel, tomatoes and mussels. And no one should be put off by fennel for a fear of black licorices flavor. Fennel, especially roasted is way mild.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/roasted-swiss-chard-with-feta/
This is the other recipe. It takes a bit of time to roast everything, but with plenty of feta and some lemon juice on top at the end, it is remarkably good. See, I just remarked on how good it was. I might have crowded the baking sheet, since I doubled the recipe, but I found it difficult to get the chard to crisp up instead of wilting and sticking to the sheet.
These tacos were excellent. I did a different treatment than I usually do for mexican food and it really paid off. There are a lot of ingredients here, but it actually came together really quick and easily.
Just make sure to marinate the meat, and roast the sweet potatoes before hand.
Part 1: The Meat
2 lbs pork country ribs, boneless.
chipotle in adobo
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup honey
3 Tbsp brown sugar
2 Tbsp cayenne
1 Tbsp salt
1/2 cup water.
The day before, I mixed all these together and let sit in the fridge for 24 hours. I understand that country ribs aren't really ribs, but the gristle takes to the slow cooking well, and they have enough fat to have a ton of flavor. 2 hours before eating, put into a medium sized pot with a good lid. Make sure to only have enough of the liquid to be about an inch deep. You will want to braise these, not boil them, over medium heat for about 2 hours. Pull off the heat, take out the meat and the chipotles onto a cutting board and chop coarsely.
Part 2: The sweet potato base
oil
1 red onion
2-3 turnips
2 sweet potatoes, roasted for 30 mins at 400F the day before (they should be soft)
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1/2 cup water
2 Tbsp paprika
1 Tbsp black pepper
1 Tbsp salt
1 Tbsp dried oregano
Slice and saute the onion over high heat in a large wok. Over medium high heat, saute the chopped turnips. Chop the sweet potatoes into smallish pieces. When it is all soft, add the vinegar, water, and spices and stir together. The sweet potatoes should and it should be all pretty soft. Cook until the liquid is mostly gone, and you have a good pasty base.
Part 3: The Greens
oil
5 jalapenos, seeded and chopped
7 tomatillos, chopped
1 can pinto beans, rinsed
1 bunch chard, ends trimmed, chopped
1 Tbsp cayenne
1 Tbsp cumin
1 Tbsp black pepper
1 tspn salt
The greens have the heat in this recipe. Saute the jalapenos, tomatillos, and beans. When they get soft, add the spices. When most of the liquid is gone, toss in the chard and stir until they wilt. Remove from the heat.
Part 4: The finishers
Corn tortillas
lime
cilantro
salsa
On a hot pan, crisp up the tortillas a touch. Layer on the sweet potato base. It should smear nicely. Top with the spicy greens, and then a few chunks of meat. Garnish with chopped cilantro, juicy lime, and some salsa.
So I normally feel that I have consistently failed at making good indian food. This is an exception. The flavor was perfect, and while it looks burnt, it isn't really. The first milimeter of skin has a perfect char, and the rest of the meat is super juicy.
Tandoori Chicken:
2-3 lbs of chicken legs and wings
2 1/2 cups plain yogurt
6 oz can of tomato paste
1 tbs minced ginger
6 cloves garlic, minced
3 bay leaves crumbled
2 tsp ground cumin
2 crushed dry red peppers
1/2 tsp cloves
2 tsp cinnamon
Kosher salt and cracked black pepper to taste (4 tsp's of each)
1/2 tsp crushed cardamon seeds or ground cardamom
1 tsp ground coriander
3 limes cut into quarters (for serving)
Directions:
Add all of the spices and tomato paste to the yogurt, mix well.
Massage the chicken well all over with the yogurt spice mixture.
Marinate chicken for at least 4 hours.
Remove chicken from marinade and let some of the marinade drip off and cook the chicken over very hot charcoal or in a hot 450 degree oven for 45 minutes.
Seve eith a lime wedge for squeezing over the chicken.
For the rice and salad
1 cup, basmati rice (steamed)
2 cucumber, halved, deseeded and sliced
1 red onion, finely sliced
2tbsp plain yogurt
2tbsp olive oil
2tsp mint sauce
2tsp white wine vinegar
3/4 cups (6 ounces) lukewarm water
1 teaspoon active-dry or instant yeast
2 cups (10 ounces) bread flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
A high protein bread flour is required. King Author is good. As is fresh yeast and plenty of time to sit and rise.
Cook hot, 500°F. No more than 8 mins.
I also put a base of pesto on this. It was good.
And I made a black bean and corn salad with some emulsified balsamic vinegar, olive oil and pepper and cumin, over lettuce.
So I pretty much* just ripped this recipe from here:
http://movitabeaucoup.com/2011/08/12/beaucoup-seafood-chowder/
But hey, I'm lazy, and I doubt anyone still checks this. For me I'm just keeping track of good shit I made.
*A modification: Plenty of tabasco or any hot sauce makes jack happy.
This dish knocked my socks off.
For the salad I mostly followed this recipe.
Salad Ingredients:
1 white onion, sliced

I made a thin crust pizza here for the first time. This crust is also probably the best crust I've ever made. There is still room for improvement, but the taste was great.
For the dough:
4 cups whole wheat pastry flour
1 1/2 cups warm water
2 teaspoon active dry yeast
1 Tspn salt
I mixed the warm water and yeast and whisked it together. (This might have benefited from sitting for longer to get the yeast moving). I think sifted in the flour and salt. I began to knead and didn't need any extra flour or water to get it to the right consistency. I kept turning and kneading the dough for about 10 minutes to let it get really stretchy. I even let this sit for 20 minutes before kneading again for a minute or two before dividing this into four balls and placing in the fridge overnight.
To cook, I pulled out a ball, let it sit for 30 minutes to warm, and then rolled it out until it was 1/8 of an inch thick. 1/4 of this mix rolled out to just about 12 inches. Pretty thin. I then placed it on a baking sheet that I sprinkled with corn grits. I baked the pizza for 10-15 minutes at 500 degrees.
The edges were really crispy and perfect, with a good roasted flavor. The center was thin and stiff, but not super crunchy. I'm still looking for a dough that crisps up perfectly on the edges and surface, but has a good french bread flavor in the thin interior.
For the toppings:
1/2 pound shelled pistachios
1 red onion, sliced thin
1 pound mushrooms, sauteed prior with oil and salt until brown
The mushrooms and onion were great and the pistachio had a great flavor, but like when roasting most nuts, the pistachios became a little soft. If I were to do this again, I'd bake everything else together and then top with the pistachios to preserve their crisp.
For the sauce
28oz crushed tomato
1/2 cup red wine
4 cloves garlic, crushed
1 Tbsn cayenne
1 tspn each, rosemary, thyme, parsley, oregano and pepper.
1 cup ricotta cheese (exclude and this recipe would be vegan, but with it, the sauce is very creamy).
I simmered all these, except the ricotta, for 30 minutes. I took it off the heat and added the ricotta and mixed until smooth.
All together, this recipe makes 4 thin crust pizzas.
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